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February 6th, 2010

Watched 3 films this evening of very varying genres and qualities. As always I do NOT promise to speak spoiler-free…

Triangle

First up was Triangle, a horror I suppose, although very little was horrifying. I was apprehensive going into this as I don’t like jumpy-out bits in films, I’m a wuss, however none of those ever came and I found myself watching carefully for signs of inconsistency.

So, basic premise: Some people on a yachting trip, hit sudden nasty weather, end up on ‘empty’ cruise ship… add to this the idea of a looping time line and the sudden and inexplicable realisation that killing everyone will save the day… then comes the twist at the end, we are shown that the story… or loop… actually lasts a bit longer and is all about our main lady saving her child, maybe.

So… I did vaguely like it. I love ‘time’ in films and TV, I love pulling the threads and making sure they come through properly, with no knots. Triangle has knots, quite a few knots.

The film has us following 1 iteration of the largest seen loop. Jess at home, then at harbour, then on sea, then on ship. Here there is a second loop within the first between them boarding the ship and all being killed. Jess gets ‘out’ when she falls overboard, but as this is a loop she should ALWAYS get out when falling overboard, in that exact way, we know this is ‘correct’ as she is involved in the falling from the other side in her iteration. However there is a another Jess we are never properly introduced to, for anyone thats seen it, she is the one that gets shot through the bag on her head by Jess #1. Jess #2, gets shot through bag on head and she kills weedy bloke with banana and stabs weedy bloke’s wife. But after that she vanishes and plays no further part… she may be involved in the 2nd jess/jess fight at the front of the ship. If so she would be the Jess in the jump suite that is actually killed by Jess, lets call her 3. This is witnessed by Jess #1, but Jess #2 and #3 do not interact with her directly at all. My long winded and probably hard to understand point is that for the loop to make real and proper sense, Jess #1 should be the only Jess…or and this is what I’m starting to think we are looking at just one iteration through the larger loop, however since Jess is aware of the loops they ARE different each time, but she’s never able to change the outcome. Of course this leads me to the other thing, she goes back and kills herself… meaning the ‘original’ Jess #0 the one we see in the home, in the dress at the start NEVER makes it to the yacht. So where the hell does Jess #1…etc come from in the first place?

I’m probably just spoiled by other TV and Film which have done loops, but I expect a clear point where xyz enters the loop. Realisation of the loop is almost optional, but if a loop break is accomplished, that too has a clear point.

Basically I think there are too many questions…. oh and what about Heather? Her character was completely pointless, there is actually NO reason for her to be in the film, none whatsoever, she offers nothing. a couple of lines of dialogue and poof she’s dead, or escapes the loop prior to it starting… who knows. I kept expecting her to show up, maybe living on the ship for years in her own loop or something, but nothing. Not even a oh look she survived the whole thing at the end. I really don’t get why she was put in.

So I would not recommend this film.

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

This was really weird, very very weird.

The plot, I think, basically involves an old tale of man vs the devil in betting. By far the shiny star in this film is Lily Cole, very hot :) As for the rest of it, very unusual and difficult to understand.

I wouldn’t recommend this either.

(500) Days of Summer

Definitely my favourite of the evening. A very nice story with some witty lines and Zooey Deschanel. I particularly liked the voice-over, narration and the segments flitting here and there over the 500 days, very cool.

THIS, I recommend.

Huge suspicious looking sausages

January 6th, 2010

Well now… it’s been a while… be gentle…

Much apologies for my lack of updates my laziness got the better of me.

The Big D suffered a bit over the holiday. I promised myself I wouldn’t let a diet ruin my ability to have a good time. So although I didn’t go too mad, I still went a little mad :)

..and the damage is tangible and squidgy!

But not as bad as I might have feared at the beginning of this week I was 3 lbs heavier than my current milestone (1 stone off)… so back to it this week, shed that 3lbs then into the Big D full steam!

I really really need to add some form of exercise to my schedule, but it’s way to cold for cycling and I just cannot justify the cost and boredom of a gym :( Thoughts? I’ve considered buying some random equipment for the house… but they would probably grow dusty and unused in a cupboard… grrr You win again Laziness!!

‘V’

November 28th, 2009

Watched the first 4 episodes of ‘V‘, looks very good, definitely looking forward to this series picking up pace.

And… having met the leader of the V’s I have no doubt they have our best interests at heart, drool drool.

But the series… I’ll be honest I don’t remember a great deal from the original series, the biggest thing I remember about it is that my Dad let me stay up late to watch it :) Friday nights at 11pm, crikey!

Even with 4 episodes watched its still up in the air about which direction they will take it and what they will do with the characters.

Speaking of which we have 4ish main resistance peeps and 4 or so ‘bad’ guys! Really loving our ‘heroes’ but the eyes do focus somewhat on the bad guys… or gals… With mother and daughter V, hommana hommana!!

Waiter, there is a fat person eating my dinner…

November 23rd, 2009

Was looking like a good week, then I go and ruin it at the last minute by having a birthday! ;)

Pah, ‘ruined’ is a strong word, ‘back-peddled’ a bit, maybe.

Suffice it to say that I reached my current mini-goal of 1 stone off on Saturday morning, then went out for a very enjoyable birthday meal and find myself having gained a lb since last week this morning… eek. Oh well, life ain’t worth living if you don’t live it.

Went out to what was a lovely restaurant in Warrington, called “Mojo”. I wouldn’t recommend it any more :(

2 years ago it was the location of my proposal to my beautiful wife and the source of some lovely meals, including  small ocean’s worth of muscles for starter! Yum! However today it is a tapas place and although the food was ok, the service was shocking. Yes it busied up while we were there, but we had to go to the bar several times to order our own drinks a dessert was forgotten, all in all it screamed of a service in need of organising. A real shame since I loved the place for sentimental reasons. I shall keep my eye on it and try again if they change hands again.

Up!

November 19th, 2009

Just watched Up!…very very good.

Only one way to describe this film, sweet, so very very sweet.

Completely enjoyed this film. I know it’s a children’s film, but I really enjoyed the story and characters. Heartily recommended.

Larger than average, smaller than before.

November 16th, 2009

A very good week in my opinion! :)

Not only did I exercise a great deal of will power and avoid a good few temptations this week, additionally I have lost 4 lbs since last Monday. Which has the further plus of helping me break the 13 stone barrier, as of this morning I am 12 st 11 lbs and I am chuffed.

That’s 11 lbs off in 5 weeks. I should pass the 1 stone off milestone some time this week :) Win!

My trend now points to goal weight being achieved sometime in the middle of April, which is two months over my original target of middle of February and with Saturnalia round the corner that may go further and further away. However with a dedicated will I don’t see why I can’t improve a little on this.

A really good idea would be to put some exercise, no matter how small, into my routine, but I really am crap at that… and bike riding in this weather, erk, no thanks. We shall see.

Ong Bak 2, Gamer and Surrogates

November 12th, 2009

Watched Ong Bak 2 and was confused.

Enjoyed it to be sure, but I think I lost the plot a little towards the end and started to miss what was happening story-wise. However that said I do have to mention the awesome martial arts which I have come to expect from these kinds of films now. They were incredibly good.

Watched Gamer, enjoyed thoroughly.

As far fetched as the concept is, I really enjoyed the film. Also loved the two leads Dexter’s Michael C. Hall and Gerard Butler. Look out for the dancing! :)

Watched Surrogates last night, enjoyed it.

Some decent special effects and an interesting enough story to keep me entertained. I also noticed vague similarities between this film and Gamer… the idea of controlling something else from your own home, be that a machine or person. I’ve noticed that before where a spate of films will come out, all with a similar theme or core. I did however think the idea that over the course of such a short time the human race would almost all decide to live their lives through their surrogates. It also pointed out in the film several times what I think would be the fundamental flaw… you simply don’t know who you are talking to if you are talking to a machine. It’s like the logical extreme of sitting in a chat room anyone can pretend to be anyone else, and that just wouldn’t work.

Thats not a ham, it’s just a fat kid.

November 9th, 2009

No weight lost or gained this week. I had a bad one. Ate out no less than 3 times! Very bad.

Which isn’t to say that I’ve stopped trying. There are options when you go to a restaurant… Jacket potato instead of chips for example and a lovely steak yummy. So rather than evil, these outings can be just simply a bit bad. Pasta with a tomato-based sauce is another option.

Jennifer’s Body

November 5th, 2009

Just watched ‘Jennifer’s Body‘… I actually enjoyed it :)

Don’t really know why. It’s a bit predictable, a bit obvious, but meh I think I was just in the mood for some harmless fun in film form.

I really liked the heroin of the story, loved the ending. Megan Fox I still think is pretty damned hot, not as hot as she is portrayed, but then I am a picky soul ;)

The film is marketed as a Horror / Comedy which I think is interesting. Certainly there were some funny bits.. dark, but funny, but not laugh out loud funny.

Biggest question after watching it… whats with the teacher with one arm and burn marks on his throat? Why? Whats that all about?

Moody Pie

November 2nd, 2009

Not in a good mood this morning. A lot of work I got done over the weekend now has to be redone and I just want it done and gone now.

On the plus side I had an odd dream last night. I basically dreamt an episode of Scrubs, but not one we’ve already seen. Turns out Jordan and JD slept together again, but it was in retaliation of Perry sleeping with someone, not that JD knew that. Then there was a strange bit where they were hopping on and off elevators in some appartment building… and in one elevator there was a television showing news of some weather disaster in some country somewhere, hurricane or some such, and in the same one was a female news broadcaster and an old man droning on and on about something, although not at the same time… weird I have distinct memories of the old man and the news caster both in that same elevator but not at the same time. Maybe one got off?